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Reason #15: We don't have jobs anymore

by Adam & Lara on 02/06/10

We've heard it a million times. All of you "workaholics" out there say that they need to "make a living" by "performing a service" in exchange for "money." I bet you'd tell me that you "have a family to support" or "own a house" that you have to "pay for." Perhaps you're one of those people who feel the need to "buy groceries" and "go to the dentist." Well I've got some news for you. Life without a job is not only possible, it's AWESOME. I know, because I've lived this dream life for 4 hours and counting:

Figure 1: Look at how awesome my life is.

With all that said, will somebody please come hang out with me? I don't have a phone anymore so I don't know where anybody is. I'm lonely and it's starting to get cold and all we have for food is beer, rice vinegar and a can of tuna.

Comments (4)

1. Chris said on 2/6/10 - 11:45PM

Keep livin' the dream man. I can't because i gotta family to feed and a house to pay for. I expect madcap adventures posted daily btw

2. Jordan said on 2/7/10 - 09:49AM

welcome to funemploymen! It keeps getting better. Wait until your two weeks into it.

3. Nina said on 2/8/10 - 10:35PM

Oh Adam, so sad to see you reduced to this!!! It just breaks my heart! HA HA HA. We sure will miss you. You'll have a fantastic time though.

4. CSI Frisco said on 2/10/10 - 10:55AM

I've blown up and enhanced your image, done a de-warping image analysis on the reflection in your eye lens, and it turns out you are watching a VHS copy of Spice World

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1.	Chris said on 2/6/10 - 11:45PM
	Keep livin' the dream man. I can't because i gotta family to feed and a house to pay for. I expect madcap adventures posted daily btw
2.	Jordan said on 2/7/10 - 09:49AM
	welcome to funemploymen! It keeps getting better. Wait until your two weeks into it.
3.	Nina said on 2/8/10 - 10:35PM
	Oh Adam, so sad to see you reduced to this!!! It just breaks my heart! HA HA HA. We sure will miss you. You'll have a fantastic time though.
4.	CSI Frisco said on 2/10/10 - 10:55AM
	I've blown up and enhanced your image, done a de-warping image analysis on the reflection in your eye lens, and it turns out you are watching a VHS copy of Spice World