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Adam and Lara on Ice

by Adam & Lara on 08/10/10

A couple weeks ago Lara informed Adam that they would be going on a date on the upcoming Saturday.

Adam asked, "where?" Lara replied "you get to decide." Adam thought that was fair - after all, Lara had already done the heavy lifting of deciding to go on a date in the first place.

So they went to an ice rink - the one place in town that could cater to them both.


Some ice hockey for the ladies.


Some figure skating for the gents.


And as required at every Adam/Lara event: unexplained wierdness.

We also went bowling and ate a gigantic steak & ribs dinner at Lara's restaurant.

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What does a bib say? For the restaurant, it says "this is a quality meat eatery that serves up juicy slabs of fun for your enjoyment." For Adam it says "I am a quality meat eater who owns a small number of shirts."

We passed out around 10:30pm, which was good because Adam didn't have anything planned after that.

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