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All Blacks Part 2: Holy Christchurch

by Adam & Lara on 08/27/10

Following the All Blacks victory we made ruckus happen all over Christchurch. 

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Attracted to bright colors and spandex-covered thighs, Lara quickly latched onto these fun-loving characters after the game.

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Having not eaten for the duration of our 6 hour drive and 2 hour rugby game, we bought hotdogs. New Zealand totally ran out of hot dog buns like just before we moved here, so they gave us our hot dogs on slices of Wonderbread. The next shipment of buns should be from Japan in early 2012.

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Mr. Cockram was not in, so we took a picture in front of his sign instead.

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The next morning we realized that we also had McDonald's at some point.

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Our hostel was fun, but didn't really live up to its name.

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The next morning we were alive, awake, alert, and ready to go out exploring!

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Adam needed pants so Lara brought him to the tight pants store. This pose is called "the thinker" because Adam is thinking of how he will take off those pants now that they are plastered to his body.

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Warning: objects in ButtCam are more applebottom than they appear.

So take that, Christians. That's what you get for giving your town a religiously invasive name. Wait till we tell our Jewtorahbagelville friends about this.

Comments (2)

1. Nick Fogle said on 8/28/10 - 12:30AM
I think I remember Karen taking stanley to that same pants store, but in San Franicsco.
2. adam said on 8/28/10 - 11:37AM
i bet he told you how "badass" the store was in an effort to spin the story in his favor after he knew that you knew what he was actually doing


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