All Blacks Part 3: Winter Wonderland

Unfortunately the fun in Christchurch had to end sometime, because Adam presumes that there is a limited number of times he can not show up to work without any prior notice. So on Monday morning we were on the road again, backtracking through the mountains.

It was nice. After we were done taking pictures of scenery, the beauty of which speaks for itself, we went back to the same old funny pictures of normal things bullshit.

Known for its giant fruit statue, Cromwell is the esteemed home of nothing else really.


Roaring Meg is a noisy river rapid named after a prostitute from the Queenstown gold rush days who never shut up because she thought she was God's gift to comedy, but actually she was just a prostitute.

And thus concludes the All Blacks series of posts. If you didn't like it, you deserve to have a river rapid named after you because you're a noisy prostitute.