All the rest of the reasons

Note: this was written 2 days ago but I just got time to post it.  Sorry, I know that is a cop out.  Don't worry though, this entire post is a cop out.

First of all, I don't want to hear it.  We've been busy putting all of our shit in storage and hanging out with all of you a-holes one last time.  Now we're at the airport waiting to board.

Secondly, as promised, here are the rest of the top 20 reasons why we're moving to New Zealand:

#7 - The Great Walks

#6 - Lara's bad at keeping in touch with people - and now she has an excuse not to call.  The same applies to Adam, but don't worry because he will be sure to call his mother.

#5 - Bungee Jumping

#4 - Beaches

#3 - Fjords

#2 - Glaciers - What?  New Zealand has glaciers in the middle of the rain forest?  PWNED.

#1 - It's fucking New Zealand.  Come on.