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by Adam & Lara on 06/27/10

It's bad Japanese translation time!


Anything that contains Porks * (Fishes + Chikines) better be thick.


What, what, and no thank you.


It was too late. Lara was totally over the handrail and had already moved onto a shiny new banister who treated her right.


Confusion is an emotion, so yes.


Welcome to the City Hotel NUTS, can I hold your bag for you?


All these t-shirts are just beating around the "I'm super Douchebag" bush.


Satisfies the greatest of apple-tites.


"Sorry, the Happy Relaxtime menu ends at 10:30am."


Let's!


Not really a bad translation - just an unfortunate one. The Nazi's weren't the only group to degrade Japanese characters. After all, the Japanese symbol for elementary school is a confederate flag and the symbol for retirement home is a Chicago Cubs logo. It's just bad luck.


How do I unlock the toilet? Where is the key to the toilet? Can I use the toilet now? HOW DO I GET INTO THE F*CKING TOILET???


This establishment gave up on Engrish went straight to Jabonics.

And the all-time winner is:


A quick iTunes Store search yielded zero results in the Hard and Funky Punky genre.

Comments (1)

1. Meredith said on 6/27/10 - 03:12PM
This made my day. The double up pork soup with chickren was seriously a day maker. You just redeemed yourselves for not blogging in decades. Thanks thanks thanks. Miss you.


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