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Filler: Buildin' New Zealand

by Adam & Lara on 10/27/10

A couple months ago Adam and Lara went on a walk. But wait, there's more.

You see, Adam is currently in the business of buildin' New Zealand. In this particular case, he's buildin' a 3-million-dollar house for a very rich kiwi man who made all of his money in America. "Buildin'," by the way, is an umbrella term that includes "dismantling concrete boxing" and "sweeping."

Anywho Adam and Lara walked by the jobsite so they decided to take a peek inside (naughty?).

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 The house is located atop a giant sloped rock, which makes viewin' New Zealand amazing but buildin' New Zealand a huge pain in the ass.

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 The rear scaffold (removed last week) was a great place for viewin' New Zealand and also for avoidin' the foreman (whilst in) New Zealand.

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 Adam, full time man, standin' amidst the dusty flotsam of New Zealand buildin'.

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Shittin' New Zealand.

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Just Build It NZ is the name of Adam's construction company. The name was probably based on Jim Saraceno's construction company, Just Shut Up and Build the God Damn Thing.

Oh, and Adam only has 2 more days of work. Then it'll be back to destroyin' New Zealand.

Comments (1)

1. Anna Sassareno said on 10/29/10 - 07:14AM
When I read "Just Shut Up and Build the God Damn Thing", I immediately imagined Jim saying it. Then I read it again and I immediately imagined Adam doing an impression of Jim saying it. And then I looked at Rosie, and she was sleeping.


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