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Look At How Flaming We Are

by Adam & Lara on 02/07/11

Speaking of flaming, great job Packers. All you Packers fans out there deserved the exciting SuperBowl victory. We had the pleasure of hosting a classic American-style SuperBowl party, complete with buffalo wings, 7-layer dip and a room full of Kiwis, Brits, Irish and South Africans. Let me tell you, it was just like the real deal, 19-inch TV and all. At some point we'll upload the pictures, but right now we're on dial-up speed since we've used our bandwidth allotment for the month, which costs a full-day's wage. Needless to say, we're not at all preoccupied or enraged by it.

In other news, it's worth noting that Adam and Lara now work at the same place. We've been doin' it (and by doin' it I mean serving customers (and by serving customers I mean serving our own lusty passion for doin' it)) there since December. It goes without saying that every customer and employee of Flame Bar and Grill comes in hungry and leaves full of good feelings, and by good feelings I mean roofie colladas.

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Adam is the barman and Lara is a waitress, giving their relationship a completely different dynamic when they're at work. Specifically, Adam has to always listen to what Lara says. It's a pretty hard job.


If that's not shocking enough, try this. We'll be in San Francisco in precisely 16 days and we'll both be looking for a good long bath.

Comments (1)

1. Kimberly Burroughs said on 2/27/11 - 12:50AM
Lara, you are f*cking hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love your writing/blogging/uncensored goodnesssss!!


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