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Reason #11: Parking

by Adam & Lara on 02/12/10

...sucks.  Mint only has my transactions categorized back to the end of July, so I assume this is about half of what I spent on parking tickets for the Jeep and motorcycle in 2009:



Assuming you find a spot that isn't getting cleaned the next morning, you still have the risk of theft.  The Jeep has been broken into thrice, and the motorcycle has been broken "onto" twice.

So it's actually worth the going rate of $250/month ($4.63/sq. ft.) for a protected parking spot.  Boo.

Comments (2)

1. Eric Andersen said on 2/17/10 - 03:09AM
You sure no one has taken a shit "on" your motorcycle?
2. Adam said on 2/17/10 - 08:44AM
No, unfortunately I'm not sure.


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