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Reason #9: Meat pies

by Adam & Lara on 02/17/10

Let me tell you about two of my favorite things ever:


Figure 1: meat


Figure 2: pie

I'm going to New Zealand because they figured out that these two things can become one thing - meat pie - a delicacy that is unimaginably greater than the sum of its unimaginably great parts.  And they sell them at every single grocery store, cafe and gas station in the country.


Fig. 3: meat pie


Meat pies share their greatness with a scant few other fusion cuisines:



Fig. 4: toast

 
Fig. 5: strudel


Fig. 6: toaster strudel (a.k.a. Pop Tarts)



Fig. 7: Mr. Pibb


Fig. 8: Red Vines


Fig. 9: Crazy Delicious



Fig. 10: mechanically separated chicken


Fig. 11: partially defatted pork fatty tissue


Fig. 12: Potted Meat food product

Comments (3)

1. hmmm said on 2/17/10 - 10:48AM
hmmmmmm
2. Adam said on 2/17/10 - 11:26AM
thanks
3. Green Bean Sasserole said on 2/18/10 - 12:08PM
God I love mechanically separated chicken. Don't forget the combination of corn bread, hot dogs, and sticks.


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