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Scrumpy

by Adam & Lara on 04/11/10

To Americans, "scrumpy" sounds like a pirate name or something that you need to get tested for.  Both are unfavorable and/or gross.

To Kiwis, Aussies and Brits, scrumpy is alcoholic cider.

To us, scrumpy is cheap and damn tasty.  Behold scrumpy:


Adam and Lara have come to love scrumpy, particularly in its "Fat Ass" variety.

Scrumpy is good stuff.  But it's no IRN-BRU:


IRN-BRU!!!!!!!  IRN-BRU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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