The Gayest Thing Ever
by Adam & Lara on 06/04/11
Last weekend we witnessed the gayest possible thing we could ever possibly imagine. No, it wasn't my bros in San Francisco "icing" each other with Mike's Hard Lemonade. It was Adam's sister and her fiance celebrating their life-long love and commitment by having a big gay wedding that was the total shizznit.
Is that a play on "2 girls 1 cup" or am I just a complete asshole? Both is a possible answer.
Anna Saraceno and fiance Anna Vanderzee tied the knot in the historic Buskirk-Chumley theater in downtown Bloomington, Indiana. Following the beautiful and interesting ceremony (take that, ALL OTHER WEDDINGS EVER) merriment was had in the form of eating, dancing and taking pictures at a photo booth that had both gay and straight silly accessories.
The blushing brides, Anna and Mayor Adam West.
Lara and her chickenhead.
The ladies of both families doing armpit farts.
The Glass Family looking ab-fab.
Ty is a man with a plan... to make you feel discomfort.
Uncle Joe raising the roof.
If you haven't, you should check out www.annalovesanna.com. The two Annas chronicle the issues that arise when two people of the same sex try to marry each other in 'Merikuh. Things like congressmen trying to amend the f*cking constitution to prevent you from getting married and having a big gay photo booth. Also things like whackadoo Republican congressmen trying to make it illegal for teachers to acknowledge the existence of gay people to their students. I'm sure the 2 people who still read this blog would agree with and appreciate this PSA:
On a lighter note, they also chronicle the issues that arise when two people with the same first name get married. I know what you're thinking... same first names?! If we let people like that get married next thing you know public schools are going to become little homo factories, pumping out gays faster than private performing arts schools! Ban that shit. Go 'Merikuh.
Congrats to Anna and Anna for proving that "protectors" of traditional marriage are a bunch of stupids.
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