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Trout Fishin' At Last

by Adam & Lara on 04/11/10

It took a lot to get my Jim-Saraceno-made fly rod to NZ.  Mostly because I left it on the beach in Honolulu during our 9-hour layover on the way out here.  But after I had a few self-loathing shit storms, I got a voicemail from a bar owner in Waikiki who found the rod (oh, and also my $300 backpacking tent) and mailed it to our hostel in Auckland.  Only cost $128.

Anywho I had to throw a line in when we got to Turangi.  After all, it's the self-proclaimed "trout fishing capital of the World."  Not to be confused with "trout capital U.S.A." or "the best trout fishing in the World."

I didn't catch any trout though.  But I saw plenty of them, and they were big.  Unfortunately they were also smart, because they didn't even blink when I bounced a tungsten bead-head Pheasant Tail (trailed by a size-22 Prince Nymph) off their little upturned noses.


Why aren't you eating the fake food that I'm shoving in your face?

Oh well, guess I'll just have to stand here and look at this all afternoon...



And this...



And this...



I love fishing.

Comments (1)

1. Jim said on 4/11/10 - 11:40PM
Well I sure hope you spent that $128 on getting your $300 tent back and not for getting a $100 fly rod back. Don't feel bad about not catching any trout, you're father hasn't figured out this trout business yet either. Looks like it was an absolutely gorgeous river!


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