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We're White People!

by Adam & Lara on 07/08/10

Oh. My. God. According to Stuffwhitepeoplelike.com, we are most likely white: http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2009/01/11/120-taking-a-year-off/

This finally clears up the whole "Lara is half-asian" issue.

Embarrasingly accurate post courtesy of Jordan Small.

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