Well, that was awkward.
by Adam & Lara on 04/27/11Alright, we're just going to cut the bullshit and apologize for not writing anything for the last 6 weeks. We're sorry you had to spend your most recent 700 precious hours of internet time contacting family, reading news, and doing Google image searches for "tony larussa pinkeye" instead of ravenously feasting on the comedy-rich braincandy served up by andnowthisishappening.com. Seriously, your lives have probably been miserable. But don't worry, our lives have been great.
We still don't have jobs, but we managed to score a Lexus from Lara's father George. And since we only worked for a month in 2010, we scored some big fat tax returns that we're putting away in government bonds so that we may someday afford to buy one full tank of premium. Well, we call it a "government bond" but we're really just stuffing money in a mattress. Better APY.
The Lexus LS400 is widely recognized as the Volkswagen Bus of today's freeloading good-for-nothing pansy generation.
In the past month and a half we've been to Eugene, Portland, Seattle, Spokane, the Oregon Coast, Crater Lake, Chico, San Francisco, the Mojave Desert, the Grand Canyon, Albuquerque and currently Austin. We even stood on the corner in Winslow, Arizona.
Winslow is one of many towns located along old Route 66 where weary travelers can stop in and experience a unique piece of Americana and afterwards do jack shit.
This past weekend we hit up the first of five non-royal-family weddings on our summer agenda. Congrats to Rivi (Lara's college dorm roomie/bff) and Alex, whose beautiful and anthropologically fascinating wedding marks the first time that a single extended family contained hipsters, cowboys and French people.
When two hipster-dominant genepools mix there is always the danger of rare recessive genetic malformations to be expressed in the offspring, such as a baby who wears ironic '80s short shorts or enjoys the new Sleigh Bells album.
Whew, that's it. We finally broke the seal. Stay tuned, since we'll probably be running back to the internet to piss out more blog posts soon.
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