Whitebait Patties
by Adam & Lara on 05/02/10
Yum, whitebait patties! Just like hamburger patties, but with fish! Just like a fillet-o-fish sandwich, right?
Completely fucking wrong.
Evidently in New Zealand "pattie" means "slimy unformed mass." And when they say "whitebait," they don't mean ground whitebait. They mean whole whitebait that still has fins and spinal columns and eyeballs. So we did what any sensible person would do - bought some and cooked it for breakfast.
They're watching you. And they said you used too much cooking spray.
When you ingest hundreds of murdered animals at once, we recommend you do so on a piece of toast. Way cuter.
No whammies no whammies no whammies STOP!
In retrospect, whitebait patties are more suitable for lunch or dinner.
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