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Winter Festival

by Adam & Lara on 07/28/10

Queenstown has the largest Winter Festival in the Southern Hemisphere. For us it meant we could hear an MC and techno music every evening for 2 weeks. But on the positive side we had all sorts of cool shit like this going on down the street from our cabin:

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No big deal, just scaffolding setup in the middle of a park with a bunch of snowboarders doing rail stunts on it.

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Choice backside, bro.

Lara actually got the opportunity to volunteer at the Winter Festival. "Volunteering" is when you do work for $0/hour. She did some amazing things - such as setting up road barriers, making photocopies and most importantly checking in contestants to the dog barking competition. She made the World a better place. And at the end of the festival all of the volunteers had a party at the casino with free drinks all night. Adam, who did not volunteer, somehow got in anyway.

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Adorned in a complimentary Winter Fest hat, Lara poses with fellow volunteers. Adam had to put down two free beers to take this picture.

Adam also got to participate in the festival as a contestant in the Splash-n-Dash. This event involved jumping off a boat in the middle of the bay, swimming to shore, and then running up the beach to a finish line where the swimmers could relax and let their testicles re-descend.

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From left to right: an Irishman and Brit with no body hair, forced to use artificial means to look like a badass; a Jewish-Italian badass.

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It's amazing how much less beautiful the lake becomes when you jump in it in the middle of Winter.

Adam came in somewhere between 15th and 20th place out of 26 men and 2 women. Both women beat him. But they had swimming caps which is totally unfair.

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