Pardon us, but you're missing out, motherf*ckers.
by Adam & Lara on 09/11/10
Unless you've been Internets-free for the last 7 months, you should now be fully aware that Adam and Lara are living the dream. And when you're living the high life you sort of lose track of what normal life is like. So we decided that we would start posting small installments in our blog called "Pardon us, but you're missing out, motherf*ckers," where we gently shove crazy-awesome aspects of our dream life into your lame-ass faces with care and sympathy.
First order of business - magazines.
Pardon us, but New Zealand is home to the greatest periodicals that your stupid non-good-magazine-having faces could ever possibly imagine, motherf*ckers. We really do hate to trouble you with the fact that our magazines present the world in an entirely different perspective, a perspective that your dumb subjective-news-receiving faces would ignorantly shun.
Justin Bieber is so popular in New Zealand that Justin Bieber Forever has actually been in print since before his birth. The first issue came out in 1974, or by the New Zealand calendar, 19 B.B. And as redundant as it seems, Adam still used the "soften" filter when processing this photo.
This won't be hitting America's doorsteps until tomorrow morning, so there's still time to pack up your precious belongings, drive to the Deep South and get a good tent spot.
